Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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