Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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