And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
how drunk are you?
Several
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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