What a fucking waste of an outfit
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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