I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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