she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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