you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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