I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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