his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
birth control should be required to get into college
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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