I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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