Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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