ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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