shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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