i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
