all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I am available for nakedness
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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