People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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