our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
did i walk over a car last night?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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