so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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