You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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