woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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