You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We got so high we made milksteak
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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