So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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