thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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