Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
did i walk over a car last night?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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