i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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