My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
ttyl tear gas
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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