god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
two words...techno handjob
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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