While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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