Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i already hear my dad disowning me
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
false alarm. still invincible.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
