This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
worst night to have a conscience
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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