At least make sure they are 18
Why
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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