she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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