I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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