yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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