Your tits are I can't wait for
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Randomize
