awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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