OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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