Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
love makes seman taste better
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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