I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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