You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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