But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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