what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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