i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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