dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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