I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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