Sober January is a disaster.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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