Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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