If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
