Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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