he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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