last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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