Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Will exercising make me less horny?
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