swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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