Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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