Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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