when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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