ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I think my moral compass just broke
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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