honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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